These people are crazy. :D

Reblog if you wanna fuck the shit out of someone right now

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:10:16 -0500

Who that is I don’t know.

initiala: A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married...

Thu, 23 May 2013 09:09:51 -0500

A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

i came :/

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 21:40:05 -0500

i came :/

:( i came

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 21:13:29 -0500

:( i came

you must retweet if you read the Helena part in her voice.

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 21:42:24 -0500

you must retweet if you read the Helena part in her voice.

crissle: blahhqs: toastandtunes: bluesey: You people need to...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 20:54:57 -0500

crissle:

blahhqs:

toastandtunes:

bluesey:

You people need to watch this before it gets taken off. The most disgusting, selfish plaintiff ever.

Her son should have died. I don’t care how rude that sounds. Her son should be the one that died, he is there fucking smiling and his mum has the cheek to say the girl died because “she made some very stupid mistakes”. So if her son died on the property as she lets him drive at 14 I’m guessing she wouldn’t have said that. She should fucking die to.

woww

How did they think they had a case?

wow this lady is the most evil little shit of all time

yep

t-wood: EROS is T-Wood’s home…if you can help, forward, reblog...

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 20:42:22 -0500

t-wood:

EROS is T-Wood’s home…if you can help, forward, reblog it would mean a lot!

Just click on the source below for the direct indiegogo.com link or search for EROS 21.

I came

Sun, 21 Apr 2013 22:15:13 -0500

I came

thebeefmaster: narcissusskisses: The Company of Men by Blake...

Sat, 20 Apr 2013 11:16:13 -0500

thebeefmaster:

narcissusskisses:

The Company of Men by Blake Little is a photographic exploration that celebrates and updates the traditional archetypes of masculinity. Little’s twist on these various embodiments of virility comes in the fact that all of the subjects of his book are gay.

Photographed over the last seven years, Little’s portraits of these men are unadorned and focus on the individual strength and character of each sitter. Taken as a group, they represent his ideal, a surprising new vision of male beauty that is quietly subversive and powerful. Most importantly, Little’s images shatter mainstream stereotypes of homosexuality and underscores that masculinity lies beyond sexuality.

(via

TumbleOn)

I need this but with boobs and vaginas. which reminds me I need to hit the gym..

insanenerdgirl: mishaswhore: asktheoakenshieldbros: goquackyou...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 01:58:28 -0500

insanenerdgirl:

mishaswhore:

asktheoakenshieldbros:

goquackyourself:

fuckyeah-kasumisty:

can-you-feel-the-gay-tonight:

a-big-guy-named-tiny:

SCIENCE!

science has figured out how to open a portal to hell

#holy shit #imagine doing this in the middle ages #you could rule a small town through fear

It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!

sand

alcohol or lighter fluid

sugar

Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda.

Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.

Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.

Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.

Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.

Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.

Probably have nice normal boring lives

awwww yeah

koripxo: thatduck-sureisugly: I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 20:44:35 -0500

koripxo:

thatduck-sureisugly:

I DONT THINK IVE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE

do white people even have responsibilities n shit like how the fuck do you have time to do this nonsense

dude thats mermaid man and barnacle boy. thats whats up.

arabelleraphael: Stolen from Sandy Bottoms: Sources within the Oakland PD and the FBI have leaked...

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 09:34:59 -0500

arabelleraphael:

Stolen from Sandy Bottoms:

Sources within the Oakland PD and the FBI have leaked that there may be a serial killer targeting women in Oak. Historically, serial killers go after those they (and society) deems as undesirable/unhuman/most stigmatized, which is why sex workers are often the target. If you are in the area PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD. If you are an Oakland sex worker, please take extra precautions to stay safe.

I’m suddenly kinda hungry..

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 23:34:31 -0500

I’m suddenly kinda hungry..

lokeanconcubine: punktronus: itmakesnosense: “Not all those...

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 23:19:14 -0500

lokeanconcubine:

punktronus:

itmakesnosense:

“Not all those who wander are lost.”

― J.R.R. Tolkien

ITS BACK

Welp.

holy fuck I’m going to do this at the airport just to see what happens..

rainbowtastica: To all of the straight men that hit on me on...

Wed, 10 Apr 2013 23:17:32 -0500

rainbowtastica:

To all of the straight men that hit on me on fetlife…

OMFG do that clock thing…. I got boners as a teen watching that. Ride the clock.

peppermint3y3candy: queerassfemme: wretchedoftheearth: schrodi...

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 21:52:45 -0500

peppermint3y3candy:

queerassfemme:

wretchedoftheearth:

schrodingers—blogger:

bastardlybrendan:

itsacoalwar:

bongsniffer:

brotherscamp:

i just can’t breathe anymore

i’m in physical pain

NECKBEARD LEVEL: OFF THE CHARTS

HIS NECKBEARD LEVEL IS OVER 9000

That last gif. and wow.

LOLZY……

savedbyahweh: allenpayb: justicefreedom: I am finally...

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 21:47:42 -0500

savedbyahweh:

allenpayb:

justicefreedom:

I am finally breaking my silence…

My mom has been missing for more than 2 weeks now.. Her cellphone number is still unreacheable up to this very moment… She said that she was just going to Baclaran, but she never came back… =[[

If you have any information about her whereabouts, please, kindly notify us thru these contact numbers: (046) 412-1488, (046) 412-2455, 09155193542, 09278092202, 09266528166…

Tumblr friends, I am humbly asking for your cooperation in sharing this post on your blog… I will forever be grateful and indebted to you…

Maraming salamat talaga.. Kayo ang pag-asa ko at ng pamilya namin… Love you all…

GUYS PATULONG!!

Lord, let Your will prevail. Please help our Tumblr friend!

echo

Photo

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 21:44:25 -0500

twigsdevaux: <3 love love love :D

Thu, 04 Apr 2013 21:34:57 -0500

twigsdevaux:

<3 love love love

fagpuke: groupieuniform: SOMETIMES I FORGET HOW BIG MOOSE ARE JESUS CHRIST moose are actually...

Wed, 03 Apr 2013 22:50:31 -0500

fagpuke:

groupieuniform:

SOMETIMES I FORGET HOW BIG MOOSE ARE

JESUS CHRIST

moose are actually fucking huge and scary as fuck, i saw 3 on my hiking trip a couple years ago

It still creeps me out that they smile as though they are proud of what they did. Look how well i can take a life for my own personal amusement.